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shigashimura:

the whole mutual thing is really overhyped on this site. sometimes interests don’t match up and that’s the only reason why there isn’t a mutual following. if you’re a regular in my inbox or my notifications, i have visited your blog before. if i didn’t want you around for any reason, you would be blocked. so yeah. you can spam my notes and/or talk with me (and possibly become my friend) even if i’m not following you back. no worries.

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coolkumquat:

potstickersandpizza:

novitiate2017:

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

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brohecking:

busket:

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claratyler:

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wet-monsoon:

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

no….. No

NO

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment.
Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film.
If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!”
That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story.
This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity.
So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

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colorogasm:

Always Remember:

1. kissing can and will, get boring.
   
2. its ok to go to sleep on opposite sides.
   
3. forgetting favorites, dates and replies is only human.
4. you dont have to like, or be friends with all of their friends and vice-versa.
5. they have a right to spend weekends dedicating to their friends and family. you have the same right.
6. privacy is still in play.
7. trying simple things that they like, no matter how much you are sure you will dislike it, is a very small step you can take to show your love to them.
8. you dont gotta have the same taste in music, food, books etc.
9. saying i love you, thank you, take care, please and i missed you really helps.
10. you cant agree with all their life decisions and they cant with yours. keeping an open mind and having an honest and deep discussion about it helps. 
11. they dont need your permission to do things and neither you need theirs.
12. the intention and care behind the gift matters. not its price tag. 
13. dont try and change them. help them become better versions of themselves and get the same help and support and care from them. 
14. know what matters most and focus on that.

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paridise:

this is my last one…. are u a pro or anti sushi person…. are u a pro or anti milk person….. & are u a pro or anti pineapple on pizza person…

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beholdthemem:

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chaoticgood:

spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives

Somebody post the “we have money. Oh thank god” screenshot

Your wish is my command

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skelegun:

Poll: How do you like your bread

Like for welldone

Reblog for rare

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